boem@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoNASA finds humanity would totally fumble asteroid defensewww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down11
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minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoWe can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.
minus-squareuriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoWe can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus. No one washes their hands — Increased infection rates. Research doctors don’t work — Reduced cure research speed. Sick people given hugs — Infectivity increased once spotted. – Plague Inc. description of Easy Difficulty (Written before the 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown)
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·3 months agoThe cloth does nothing to stop the virus but also completely cuts off oxygen to your brain. No I will not explain. It’s your job to educate yourself by watching more Jordan Peterson videos.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoGoddamnit, stop making me click the downvote button twice!
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoDid you get the special chloroform-infused masks? I hear they’re the only ones that do the job properly.
minus-squarePotatisen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoSir, I’m trying to survive a pandemic not learn how to be a lobster.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoDon’t make me tap the sign…
minus-squareTheKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI hope you’re a troll. That’s just next level stupidity to be real.
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoThe second sentence tells me troll/sarcasm. But there are people who unironically believe that
minus-squareilli@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·3 months agoI know it’s stupid but /s really should be mandatory if you arennot serious. Because there are too many prople that are
We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.
We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.
– Plague Inc. description of Easy Difficulty (Written before the 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown)
The cloth does nothing to stop the virus but also completely cuts off oxygen to your brain.
No I will not explain. It’s your job to educate yourself by watching more Jordan Peterson videos.
Goddamnit, stop making me click the downvote button twice!
Poe’s law strikes again
Cameron Poe?
TIL
Did you get the special chloroform-infused masks? I hear they’re the only ones that do the job properly.
Sir, I’m trying to survive a pandemic not learn how to be a lobster.
Don’t make me tap the sign…
I hope you’re a troll. That’s just next level stupidity to be real.
The second sentence tells me troll/sarcasm. But there are people who unironically believe that
I know it’s stupid but /s really should be mandatory if you arennot serious. Because there are too many prople that are