My favorite part is trying to pass off this super official looking /s card with this lame ass cell-phone photo in a zipper jacket lmao

The least believable part of this card is it being valid for 20 years!

“Diplomatic Operations Specialist”

🤡

I like how he wanted people to know his birthday, just not how old he is

I’ll bet that looks real good in his wallet tucked next to the “get out of jail free” card