I’ve been collecting names for the bastard for awhile. We have…

Adolf Twitler

Benedict Donald

Cheeto Benito

Cheeto In Chief

Cinnamon Hitler

Comrade Cheetolino

Con-Hair

Despot Cheeto

Diaper Don

Draft Dodger Don

The Fanta Menace

Hair Fürher

Il Douche

King Mierdas

The Manchildian Candidate

Mango Mussolini

Orange Julius Caesar

President Gold Man Sucks

Prima Donald

Pumpkin Pinochet

Tangerine Toddler

Tangerine Tyrant

Trumplethinskin

Tweeto Toupee’to

The White Pride Piper

I’m totally going to jail for this if he gets reelected.