• N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    Anonymous sources have confirmed Buttigieg and his husband do not maintain eye contact during sex and always say “No homo” immediately before and afterwards, thus confirming their straightness.

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      10 months ago

      Anonymous sources

      Anonymous sources have confirmed that his anonymous sources are himself, peeking into their bedroom window at night like a creep while wearing a fake mustache and glasses