This is Chewbacca Defense-level nonsense. I don’t even know where to begin.
That’s definitely 100% a penis.
It even has a nail, just like a regular penis.
How is that fossil 3 million years old when the earth is only 6000 years old?
My dumb ass was about to correct you before realizing it’s a Christian reference
Ha, I was waiting to be downvoted to oblivion by people who didn’t get the joke.
“Look at this thumb!”
Okay, let’s pretend it’s a thumb and not some kind of concretion. Why does it have more nails at the base of the thumb?? What fuckin anatomy is going on there? This relies entirely on you glancing at it for half a second on Facebook and seeing the right trigger words to not look at it any harder.
Also, I’m willing to buy that skin might be preserved somehow, but not the soft tissues underneath it. Not s perfectly preserved whole thing including the fucking cuticles.
