Because they make his hands look huge.
you mean those white hotdogs in his normal sized hands?
Because they were super popular in the 80s, and that’s where all of his cultural touch points are based.
It’s the noise when you shake it. Kind of like a squeaky toy that gets my dog’s attention. Trump just recently discovered that he can make it “squeak”.
Whomever is running that company is a donor. Called it.
I’m sure he also admires the company’s manipulation of food law. Tic Tacs boast about being a zero calorie treat. They actually contain 1.9 calories, but the USDA allows rounding to the nearest 5 when labeling calories, so they have “zero.”
Because he’s crazy. In five minutes, it’ll be something else.
I mean he did sell beans from the oval office. Or was that some kind of fever dream?
That event led me to the whole other world of non Goya products.
what if a shark stole his tic tacs ?
What if he gave the shark candy, and fish, as a quid pro quo?
If the shark was battery powered… Hoo boy
they do not make your breath smell better. you need to brush your fucking teeth you disgusting piece of shit
What’s the deal with Tic Tacs? I guess everyone forgot his love for beans
He learned inflation from a kindergarten teacher and meow he has to show everyone what he learned.
So you wanna play the cat game right meow?
Do I look like a cat to ya, boy?
Why IS donald trump…
Nothing ever goes over your head, does it Drax?
