Give me a break. There’s a lot of people that people fawn over that turn out to be huge pieces of shit. Just look at Bill Cosby. Not really sure why you’re singling out capitalism.

I’m going withe obvious. He’s a nudist. I’m also assuming it’s a he, because well… Trump.

First, neither of those are USB. Second, I’d eat my house if this person has 2 of those SSDs.

A 200TB USB drive doesn’t exist. What are you talking about?

I meant the losing your license part. The rest is NSAs wet dream.

Sounds like you just made that up.

I feel like my life shouldn’t have to revolve around making sure dickheads aren’t going to ruin everything.

Technically, you can go on a killing spree. But that’s not exactly legal. Well, at least for us plebs.

None of that is gaslighting. However, it’s a red flag.

I really wish plea deals in which the accused admits no fault were not the norm. If you’re guilty, why would you ever not take it?

asking how to swim without getting wet

Wetsuit? Though, I don’t think that covers the head. Full on diving gear?

And now I wonder if you can swim in dry water.

If only I could find my fucks. Guess I have no more fucks to give.

PayPal has been ruined for quite a while. I’m not sure why anyone still uses it.

What’s the gag order gonna do? He’s ignored all the gag orders placed on him. Gonna make him pay a fine again?

Lake Laogai?

That’s what he said.

Don’t know why it would be illegal. No threats or anything, just spam. And spam email sure as fuck ain’t illegal.

Might be against the EULA or something and they’ll ban your account. I suspect that’s not a problem for you though.

Wait, we can export it? I’m sitting on a gold mine.

I’ve never had an apartment with a garage. At minimum I’d have needed a 100 ft extension cord. Probably longer, which means it’d have to be thicker. Which means more expensive.

So, you’re done with computer hardware?