I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?

The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

I never considered this…

I wonder …… if in his mind….

“ he’s not gay, because he turned me down in an airport bathroom”

Maybe?

The article is a huge misrepresentation and the author is an idiot.

https://slack.com/intl/en-gb/help/articles/201658943-Export-your-workspace-data

It absolutely does

https://slack.com/intl/en-gb/help/articles/201658943-Export-your-workspace-data

It absolutely is.

Slack must have this for compliance issues, or they would be locked out of many industries (like banking and insurance)

That’s just it…… they are building it out properly, their goal is just not what you think it is.

The problem is the same as with the telephone answering trees.

If they’re used to help you get where you’re going, then they’re great. But that’s not the best financially motivated decision. Solving your problem costs the companies money. Pissing you off and convincing you that your problem shouldn’t be fixed saves money on support.

So making you go round in circles is the machine doing EXACTLY what they want it to do.

You don’t get an inheritance if your family abandoned you….

They’re fed propaganda to believe that privacy doesn’t matter….

But just imagine a Google admin had access to all the information about you and wanted to blackmail you into doing something…. The sheer power of that is terrifying.