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Sorry, not sure if the reference was known. I was referencing the show The Office. There’s an episode about debt and money problems, and some of the verbiage I used comes from that episode, including “monkey problems”

You can also just write it off. Everyone’s doing it. Use the special coupon, SovCits have done it before. I’ve heard of someone who did it before, just submit it and all your problems go poof.

Alternatively, you can just declare bankruptcy! “It’s nature’s ‘Do Over’.”

Say it. Declare it now on Lemmy, and all your monkey problems go away.

Well I mean John von Natural did say all rights reserved without prejudice…

But then again all those incantations they say don’t mean anything, so go for it!

I’ll invoke Beyoncé incantations: “If you like it then you should’ve put a lien on it.”

Wild SovCit entered the chat!

Hey, you’re being a disrespectful little shit, @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world! My name is John von Natural, and I am the Natural Person, not the ARTIFICIAL PERSON that I never contracted with! My debt slavery is freed when my car company will recognize me as the Natural, and I am exercising my God-Given rights to this free car as the Natural, as I am not the ARTIFICIAL. I am totally using it for natural traveling purposes, not COMMERCE, podiatry, or debt-slavery!! All rights reserved, and without prejudice. I left pReJuDiCe with the beneficiary of the ARTIFICIAL pediatrician.

I am officially penning my signature in red ink at a 45 angle. You can tell my post is legit because of the fancy umlaut and eloquently accented A !

Kind regards without prejudice, observing all rights,

John von Natural

It works for Boebert. I guess they wanted to try it for Trump. Lol

What’s Taters, precious?