Sokay, they’ll just steal the secrets to accelerate their programs as usual.

He should do what trump does - spend more than half of his time on the golf course. /s

Oh phew. I thought people were getting encumbered with all the rape, personal failings, inciting insurrection, misuse of campaign funds, misappropriation of state secrets, hypocrisy, bringing personal feelings and emoluments into state dealings, and being generally incompetent and other unlikeable things. Priorities, people! /s

Next up: they’ll have to rule on what constitutes an ‘official act’. Then they’ll blame the committee that assigned/ advised the action, leaving the king unscathed as usual.

If they spend all their alimony surviving and taking care of their kid, they can’t spend time thinking about the shite job the republicans are doing.

… kill me …

But a guy who supposedly is the son of an imaginary guy born of miracle intercourseless birth who makes up arbitrary rules about how to treat others and life life does. We should let him decide about the binary ‘nature’ of gender. Got it.

Maybe personal beliefs shouldn’t be imposed on policy that affects different people of different faiths. Wish that was written down somewhere. We could use it as a guideline for how the founding fathers wished the country would be run.

Welp, hope they’re backed up somewhere in an uncentralised, segmented, shareable form where people can still access them from the internet.

Call him ‘Don Snoreleone’ or something to really get under his skin.

Speaking of: what’s the deadline of the collection on that one?

I used to think he was intentionally coming up with the wildest shit ever because deep down it’s his way of being a loudmouth jerk to convince people not to vote for him, while still showing he’s a strongman/ ‘speak his mind’ because otherwise he’ll look like a pussy for backing down. But now I just think he’s just a gigantic asshole.

Unanimous. Something we are missing?