Hey now, they were trying to just shit in one corner of the pool. There’s no way they could have known it would be diarrhea…

Like a true Republican!

In the same vein, hearing people warn about a sniper on the roof might have been assumed to be other secret service, not a random person.

A moderate Crusty old white guy or bust! And then when he’s too old say he shouldn’t be running…

If you read the second paragraph they are talking about 2028

Let’s not leave out other political extremists, can’t just have America investigating.

Yup, they believe in him unquestioningly. He can say two opposing things one after the other, and his voter base will believe both things he says. It’s insane.

It’s like the Zuckerberg- I enjoy barbequing, just like every American human!

Who would have guessed the bribe takers are all for bribes…