If I were running this scam, I’d wait a month then push that to December (blame Biden, ofc). Then when Trump loses in November I’d just keep the money and make excuses. Nobody is going to push tooooo hard to get their loser sneakers.

If he actually manages to win, I’d probably have to make the stupid sneakers or get thrown in a Libtard Camp. Though I’m probably getting thrown in one of those anyway…

Political satire that shines light on real political absurdity is rarely a waste of time

lol! All his meticulous planning and not even half a thought on how to shut the fuck up around cops.

Officer: “Sir I pulled you over because you were driving aggressi-“

Him: “I plan to do crimes!! Lots of them!”