EDIT: I don’t actually have a drain that needs to be unclogged. This is a showerthoughtquestion.

Guys…he TOTALLY has a toilet clogged with ass hair.

84% said no.

16% punched the person asking them for suggesting such a practice. So they also said no. With their fist.

Thats what we were pushing for back in 2015

Crying?

It’s called being bored at work.

Work sucks. Guess it’s time to fuck around with the plebs. Nothing TOO obvious. Not dressing up like a pirate weird. Thats TOO over the top. Just something nice and subtle to make people question their own reality.

Oooooooh, talk with a different voice everyday! That’ll fuck with the plebs!

…and now you know the truth, OP. She’s just bored.

Russian Batman. Soooooo, like a guy with a black cape, and maybe a rope.

God damn! Somebody buy the government a VCR!

/s

Allow me to refresh your memory!

Batman TAS vs Batman Forever.

I have no idea about the actual question…but I want to retroactively smack whomever decided to cut the budget midway through the series. The joker in the newer ones looks…oh my god how do you fuck up the joker??? He’s not a god damned mime!!!

Yes. I have opinions on the show.

“Why would I need a soddering gun to make beer???”

Because you touch yourself at night, Jimmy!

Which will be often with all the microplastics in our balls.

They got us by the balls…from inside our balls! You think Nestle cares about the microplastics they contaminate their water with? Fuck no!

But not enough to pay rent.

Man…when I was a kid, I didn’t understand politics. I thought one side had THESE ideas, and another opposing side had THOSE ideas. Then as a voter it would be my choice if I liked these ideas or those ideas.

Instead it seems to be one side is deeply fractured, and cannot agree on what side it represents, or even who should be running for president.

The other side is just a bunch of moraless hypocrites who are only not classified as criminals, because they write the laws to fit their actions. If a poor person tries what they do, it’s reclassified as a crime.

Adult me is very sad.

MSI, huh?

I can’t wait for you to shut me up! In a minute, minute, in a fucking minute, minute! I can’t wait for you to fuck me up! In a SECOND!!!

I dunno man. You ever see the infomercials for the magic bullet, or the slapchop?

Fetticini

Linguine

Martini

Bikini.

You’re gonna love my nuts!

TIL I’m a legal expert.

Isn’t something like half of Windows purchases from businesses though?

And I feel like the younger crowd isn’t even buying PCs. Just tablets and phones.

So, nothing will change, because businesses don’t care if Jerry from accounting has to look at a bud light advertisement as a recovering alcoholic.

And PCs might fade away like typewritters did.

But don’t worry. Printers will still exist wirelessly. They’ll still have a finicky driver that breaks if you even look at the printer, and it’ll still use ink that costs as much as a mortgage on a subscription model.

Because fuck trees!

Watamanuever!!! THIS IS…THE XFL!!!