Bob

Well, good lad!

They do!

I get the feeling they’re tied to public transport times, but then the first bus or train of the day usually comes at the same time. I used to work on the railway and sometimes I’d have to start work at like 05:17 or finish at 00:06 or whatever.

If they’re food places, that’s either because the food takes longer than ten minutes, or because it’d been slow and they’d started packing up, or they were lying because they wanted to go home on time. Almost nothing more annoying than someone coming right at the end of your shift to order food.

I am NOT asking how do I use a privacy-focused front-end for YouTube, by the way, I am aware they exist.

If the actual problem is that you yourself are too hot, cool yourself instead. A trick I’ve picked up working in kitchens, where it’s very fucking hot indeed, is to wet your nape and forearms regularly. You can wear a wet hat too. Doesn’t really take advantage of the unlimited water but it gets you there.

I’ve tried it, and it’s quite good and heavily customisable, but a pain in the arse if you want to use more than one language. I think their Dutch version doesn’t even work if I recall correctly.

This reminds me of the time I asked someone on Twitter if they knew the name of the book they were referencing and they replied “it’s not my job to educate you,” then told me anyway.

That solves that, then, I suppose?

Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.

Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.

I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.

It’s astonishingly obvious once it’s pointed out:

There’s no B#/Cb and no E#/Fb, so the groups of two black notes are between C and E, and the groups of three are between F and B.

font I liked in a book on calligraphy

They’re called hands, because you do them with your hand. A font is a given instance of a typeface, which is a design of a script. Now you can be pedantic too!

I don’t think this answer is really in the spirit of “no stupid questions”.