Or to call him racist for some reason. Idk.

If I could sue every politician that lied to me, I’d be a billionaire. And I mean actual lies. Not campaign promises that fall through due to a shitty balance of assholes in Congress or the Supreme Court.

Because if they pointed at the problem they wouldn’t get elected. Any republican that points out any problem that isn’t “minorities bad” swiftly retires or is primaried on the right.

I just want to go get a cup of coffee with another dude without feeling like I’m gonna get shot or worse.

They really don’t like unions, don’t they?

Skill issue.

This is an interesting question. I bet you could test it with a brightly colored video vs a TAS episode. Run them each on loops and see how long it takes your phone to go from fully charged to dead on each.

Run the test 3 times each and report back your results. Thanks!

Can we get a monster that provides salad games? I like that better than either.

Of course he did! This is after he said he wouldn’t be donating to either party. Shows you exactly who he is.

Then we all band together and sue the president with a class action lawsuit. Right? Right???

Don’t worry, when people start catching up to this one, they will downplay it and start pushing Order 66.

I want off Mr Bone’s Wild Ride!

Hitchens’ Razor. I prefer Newton’s Flaming Laser Sword myself, but they are all a good basis for probing reality!

Yep! But spends it on contractors for the DoD! Not any of that filthy commie shit like education or clean water or… The list goes on and on.

Great. Worked so well the last time we did it. We recovered faster than any other nation and have a lower inflation rate than any other nation, so let’s crash the economy with austerity measures.

I’ma need some help. My democracy is isn’t doing so hot.

Why does that remind me of this?

I work in storage. In my state, if you don’t pay your shit for like 30 days we can put a lien on it. We have to notify. If you continue to not pay it, we advertise twice in the paper, 1 week apart, then we auction you off on a website, where you can buy your own shit. Or if you lose, you have up until the moment the actual winner hands me cash money + deposit to pay your past due and resume ownership. All of this is like on a 90 day timeline.

And he did agree to that when he signed the lease on the storage space. It’s in the actual lease itself. The lease, depending on state, is required to delineate all of the steps. So he knows he is wrong. He knows he owes money. And he’s just mad. Boohoo. Pay your damn bill.

Then cry. And then go knock doors and tell people why it’s important to vote the way they should not because of one person, but for the future of the country and their own livelihood. Despair is only displaced by activism. All it takes for evil to succeed is for us to stand by and let it happen.

It depends on if he’s charged with a federal or state charge, and even if federal, there’s still the question of whether he actually can, which would have to be considered by the courts.

Would you like a brick?

Didn’t he pull it so that there was time to read the Republican stop gap spending bill for the government shutdown?

Not that I agree with the tactic, but it’s not like he just pulled it to be a child.

Now him lying about “accidentally” pulling it is dumb AF. Own that shit. But still.