The guy claims he altered the image to change his tie, as if that’s the problem with the image. The guy’s suit is made of leather, there’s a deformity by his right ear, his hair is wood texture, his eyes are different colours, his lips are too small and too bright, his shirt has been blurred smooth… I could go on, but it’s honestly kinda gross to look at that picture for too long.

Don’t be mean to Rick Astley like that! Rick looks nothing like that bargain bin ken doll with several minutes of amateur photoshop applied to it from the article.

It’s where he belongs.

First of all, I’m gonna call bullshit on people hitting on you. Hateful attitudes aren’t attractive.

Second of all, if a gay person hits on me, I’d be surprised and flattered, and politely turn them down.

Third (and more comedically), as a straight man, I would try NOT to get the willies, because I am not attracted to willies.