Ah, you’re correct. That’s a misleading headline, but it’s on me for commenting before reading the article.

Why not exhume Feinstein while you’re at it, holy fuck.

And in other news, 2+2=4. Seriously, anyone with eyes should have realized years ago that Apartheid Lonny is a right wing loon.

The worst part honestly is that, supposedly, the gunman didn’t even hit him at all. I’ve been seeing reports that the bloody ear was apparently from glass shrapnel from the teleprompter.

Man has apparently decided that being a Zionist is the hill he’ll die on.

The new LA law that I’m told actually lists 11 commandments.

Article says that he’s also requested to speak at the Dem convention. So it’s not that he’s supporting El Presidente Convicto, but rather taking the opportunity to speak to a captive audience. Good luck to him, but I’m not gonna hold my breath that he’s actually going to convince anyone there to stop sucking corporate cock.

Every accusation is a confession, after all.

Defendants also argue that Musk needed additional incentives to stay on at Tesla or he would spend more time at SpaceX, where he could fulfill his galactic ambitions to establish interplanetary travel, colonize Mars, and potentially earn more money in the meantime.

Not like he even actually does anything at Tesla anyway, between all the people they’ve got to babysit him and his spending all his time shit posting on Twitter.