Curious why you don’t just ask your wife.

Well, not harder. Impossible. That’s my gripe.

Are you on windows 11?

Your argument sounds OK, but is probably stuck a bunch of years in the past. I observe the opposite lately.

Like I want to do something trivial on windows, like move the fucking taskbar on the left side of the screen, I have spent time searching and it still does not work. At lest on Linux if something does not work you have a leg to work on and a community to help. Have you seen the windows forums when encountering an issue? It’s tragic.