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He is a real judge and thats the terrifying part.

Fear not citizen! The judiciary has randomly selected:

AILEEN. CANNON.

To preside over this case. Rest assured all efforts were made to ensure a fair and speedy trial!

OK but there are a fuckin lot of koolaid chuggers

What cycle theory?

All those people were always gay though. They’re just safe enough now to say it.

Openstreetmaps has been treating me pretty well. They don’t have all the business information like gmaps does, but that’s what TripAdvisor and Yelp are for.

I think a better analogy would be that someone wrote an article about how cigarettes cause cancer but a random commentator complains that they don’t talk about radon.

Does radon cause lung cancer? Yes. Is that what the article is talking about? No.

Was I being an inflammatory asshole in my first comment? Yeah, sorry. I’m argumentative today. I try to not be but sometimes I can’t help it; I’m working on it though.

This article is specifically talking about how Republicans went from Regan -> Trump and you’re over here going WhAT abOuT tHE dEMoCrAtS?

Besides, the interview specifically talks about how Regan buttfucked the left at the end of the cold war and that they had nothing to offer the public in return, and how they utterly failed to provide a meaningful alternative.

Neolibs are scum, but that’s not the point of this article.

Dems started trying to compromise with Republicans on fiscal policy which drove republicans further right to differentiate.

“Waaaaaaaa the evil democrats forced us to be Nazis with their wicked compromise ideology! Don’t you see this is all their fault!”

No. Not only no, but fuck no.

Wow, TIL. Thanks!

Paladins are real?

No

The supreme court Supreme Court Justices disagree with you, but OK I’ll bite.

Why can’t a president kill an american citizen on american soil? Because it’s illegal? Do you understand that that that no longer applies to the president?

There’s some hyperbole in these threads for sure, but not a lot. The president can’t handwave away the bill of rights, because nothing in the constitution gives them that power.

However, the president does have the authority as commander in chief of authorizing lethal force against individuals. If Biden authorized Seal Team 6 to execute Trump, that is in fact an official act that he has the authority to perform. Sure maybe it is technically not legal, but that doesn’t matter since the president has complete immunity from criminal law. The house could still draft articles of impeachment but the senate would be unable to remove the president because the president is immune to criminal proceedings.

And if Trump wants to create an organization to round up and execute all the gays (and the Jews, of course), he has the power to do that; and with today’s ruling, he will never face consequences for doing so.

Irreparable damage has been done to American democracy today.

“Abortion rights are good! Why don’t you talk about all the immigrants killing our pregnant women why don’t you talk about that?”

Trump: “I will do exactly that, thank you”.

Not all violent crime is gun violence.

You used to have 20,000 violent crimes a year, 500 of which were violent gun crimes. Now you have 5000 violent crimes a year and they’re mostly gun violence, then violent crime would be at an all time low while gun violence was at an all time high.

I’m completely making this up, but that’s how I read it.

Two things:

1. Separation of Church and State is not codified into law

And

2. 1A specifically says “Congress shall pass no law respecting any religion”. They’ll say this law was passed by a state, not congress. Ipso facto, they rule in his favor.

Oh a long running thread, my least favorite thing on the entire internet.

“Hey do you have an answer to my question”

Yeah bro, its in this 700 page forum thread. Here’s a tent and some supplies, godspeed."

Fuck that.