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  • Zachariah@lemmy.worldtoInsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.worldDiet Coke Jonesing
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    2 months ago

    I was in my room
    And I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything
    But then again, I was thinking about nothing
    And then my mom came in, and I didn’t even know she was there
    She called my name and I didn’t hear her
    And then she started screaming, “Mike! Mike!”
    And I go, “What? What’s the matter?”
    She goes, “What’s the matter with you?”
    I go, “There’s nothing wrong mom”
    She goes, “Don’t tell me that, you’re on drugs!”
    I go, “No mom, I’m not on drugs, I’m okay, I’m just thinking, you know? Why don’t you get me a Pepsi Diet Coke?”
    She goes, “No! You’re on drugs!”
    I go, “Mom, I’m okay, I’m just thinking”
    And she goes, “No! You’re not thinking, you’re on drugs!
    Normal people don’t act that way!”
    I go, “Mom, just get me a Pepsi Diet Coke, please? All I want’s a Pepsi Diet Coke”
    And she wouldn’t give it to me
    All I wanted was a Pepsi Diet Coke
    Just one Pepsi Diet Coke
    And she wouldn’t give it to me
    Just a Pepsi Diet Coke!