One to wear, one to seal away in the vault, and one to resell immediately.

I love how the dude isn’t even a dad yet and is already somehow instinctively weaseling out of (the inevitable) child support payments.

You know she’s a lawyer right? That’s already more credentials than Regan and Bush (being Governor of Texas doesn’t count)

FUCK YES

There’s like three comments in here talking about the technology, everyone else is arguing about names like people are magically absolved of personal responsibilities when they believe advertising over common sense.