Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

“Get your ass to Mars.”

Or Dig, which was on an asteroid that became Earth’s second moon.

Canceling student debt.

Wasn’t this a scene from an Ernest movie?

How much money do we need to collect to watch politicians actually slam each other?

RAM JAM!

Now that OpenAI’s technology is integrated all the way across Apple’s flagship software and flagship devices, I guarantee you people will blame Apple if OpenAI fumbles privacy even if just on their end.

I’ve been hearing mixed reactions to Apple choosing OpenAI, because of recent drama and because of Sam Altman specifically. To me, it feels like a “keep your enemies closer” decision on Apple’s part because while the company sucks, they do have a competitive (potentially superior) service at the moment.

And Apple has jack without some kind of partnership.

Why do you think only one of those can be true?

This is why Apple partnered with them. To keep an eye on them.

That’s what they get for holding the debate during nap time.

Gotta admire the rocket’s enthusiasm.

“Gay Bowsey”

Toy’s R Us is, interestingly, still huge in Asia Pacific. In Japan, Babies R Us rivals other major childcare suppliers.

That’s what it means to specialize.

You can detect a forklift before most other people can.