Everyone is one heavy plop on to their chairs from blowing their kneecap

A comedian is perfect for today’s sound bites and excerpts. Him clowning on trump up until the election would be perfect for the TV ratings these networks want. A witty, charismatic guy would win this

Is setting off 100 firecrackers anything more than a misdemeanor? I’d like to start patreon or gofundme and chase these assholes.

Yup, we entered the European theater because the ppl we loaned all that money were getting their asses kicked and knew if they lost we’d never see a cent back.

Not only were humans not able to stack rocks, they didn’t stack rocks in every continent that still stand to this day

Any recommendations on a decent company? My last grill is begging to be thrown away.