Not even making that bit up, it’s established SovCit lore that pops up now and again. I’m a boat, you’re a boat, your mom is a barge lovely lady (and also a boat).
Not even making that bit up, it’s established SovCit lore that pops up now and again. I’m a boat, you’re a boat, your mom is a barge lovely lady (and also a boat).
Secret treasury accounts linked to your berth certificate and by the way we’re boats something something maritime law.
It’s into him, too.
If he could choose, I think he’d prefer not to be impaled at all. Don’t know him personally though so can’t say for sure.
I feel bad for the yard-neighbor, bet it hurt to get impaled with those signs.
Talk them into eating it and let time do the rest?
I thought it was “am I being detained?” followed by taser-induced yelps and a thud. They’ve got a few though.
If it’s any consolation, this dipshit probably won’t vaccinate the kid so there’s a solid chance they won’t live long enough to be affected by much of the paperwork side of it.
He just wants to eat his cake and have it, too.
Just hop the fence, it’ll be fine. Be sure to inform the Belgian Malinois flying through the air at Mach Fuck You that he doesn’t have jurisdiction, you’ll definitely be leaving with all of your arms still attached.
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No you will not.