d00phy

When I did this as a kid, I think the part that was missing was tying my efforts to tangible benefits. What did the money from selling popcorn, candy bars, or wrapping paper actually buy? This was never made clear to me, so putting forth the effort never had much value.

“Guys, guys, just because we don’t say we hate them doesn’t mean we don’t hate them! Just be cool and trust us!”

• Trump campaign, probably

How many are “outraged?” And are they so outraged as to consider not voting for him? If not, this story is meaningless.