“Fuck, they missed the old geezer…”

Hey, Viktor, what if you give 20% of your country to Putin, then perhaps he’ll agree to get the heck out of Ukraina and we can live forever in peace?

Let’s hope they choke.

I guess he was ready to play.

PSA: I’m probably old enough to be your father, let me have my terrible jokes/puns.

11.000 people bought one?! I figured just a few museums would’ve picked one, to display in their abstract art sections, or the “even when we knew how not to we still built shit” section.

Commercial jet fuel does not contain lead, though, thank god.

Lead fuel is still used in many piston engine aircraft, so try not to live near a small private plane airport.

Like others have mentioned, what you’re looking for is likely hidden behind the “advanced” button. If not ,you should at least find the bios version number, one you can compare to your old one. It might be they shipped it back to you with an earlier version of the bios, so you’ll have to update it. However, I would not expect a huge difference in the feature set between versions.

Trump: I will make this country such a terrible place to live, you won’t believe! You think Russia is terrible? Just wait and see!

Millions of Americans: Fuck yeah! Let’s goooo!

Oh no. Anyway…