No, see — if I dont like it I don’t need to fork it. I can just leave it and all its forks the hell alone. I’d do the same for national currencies if I could, cryptocurrencies are just the same bullshit without the regulatory checks and balances.
TL;DR — I see what you’re selling and I’m not buying it.
It’s an ungoogled Android actually, but I can see how that ruins your joke 🙂