Evens it out

Flattens out the blowjob

Same thought process as people who were beat with belts and “turned out fine”.

If you had 34 trillion in debt and a centuries-long history of making on-time payments, you’d have a perfect credit score.

Did they remove your perfectly healthy canines because a bronze-age book said dogs are unclean? If not, get the fuck out of here with your infant penis mutilation apologetics.