They named them freedom fries because France wouldn’t step to some fake threat. Just eww.

My great-grandparents probably killed her great-grandchildren. Homo are metal is as all fuck.

I never expected anyone to guess my address. Thanks a lot.

I wish they’d identify as fucking funny instead of purposefully hurtful once in a while

Unless I’m involuntarily grabbing for armrests, I prefer to sit with my arms folded during extreme turbulence in order to teach gods who’s boss (It is I. I am boss.).