They tried to get judges to decide the last one

So when shit hits the fan I can “borrow” 5.56 ammo from the military.

The movement would collapse near instantaneously, as a slee of people would try to take his place and 20 heads would all try to control the hydra at once.

I’ve met the “I don’t like Trump, but he’s a Republican, so…” Variant.

True. One time would be enough to put a smile on my face for awhile, once I got up off the ground from the recoil… :D

I saw one of these in a Ripley’s museum! Completely ridiculous, but I would love to shoot one!

I would go with “Drive Around”, over drive next to, but I pedantically agree.

…punch cards. My money is on punch cards.

My satire meter is in serious need of calibration…

I still like the theory that the “mutants” below are just the Flintstones. The Jetson society hoarded all the technology and moved into the sky to get away from the peasants…

Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs

If you told me an AI generated this random ass speech, I would tell you to go back to the drawing board.