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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.ml•My Mother's real name is Karen. She is kind, loving, and sacrifices much for others.
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    4 months ago

    It’s odd for someone to make the social stereotypes of strangers somehow be all about themselves, especially when their stance is that they don’t like it being all about them.

    It’s like some unusual form of egocentricity self-inflicting harm on itself. Like, there’s no spotlight, but the complaint is that there is one, so the person finds a spotlight to shine on themselves to make the complaint valid.

    And the coincidence of what society calls those people…

    There are others that could consider their names to be in far worse situations, but obviously don’t—in fact many run with it for laughs. And yet, your comment…for this… Life must be pretty good to have such troubles.

  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoInsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world•Sounds perfectly true sovcit.
    9·
    4 months ago

    Making tea…

    First and foremost, one must comprehend the sovereign nature of the tea leaves, each one imbued with the ancient knowledge of the Camellia sinensis plant, a botanical entity recognized in secret international treaties as a conduit of universal energy. According to the UCC Section 3-402, it is your right to utilize these leaves in the preparation of a potent elixir.

    Step 1: Obtain a vessel of purified water, ensuring it is free from governmental fluoride interventions, as dictated by the Secret Water Act of 1956. Boil this water, reaching precisely 100 degrees Celsius, a temperature acknowledged by quantum physicists to activate the vibrational frequencies necessary for tea infusion.

    Step 2: Place the tea leaves into a receptacle, ideally a teapot made from a non-reactive material such as borosilicate glass, to avoid any undue influence from external chemical agents. This is in accordance with the hidden guidelines of the Tea Codex, a document rumored to be housed in the Library of Alexandria before its untimely demise.

    Step 3: Pour the boiling water over the leaves, allowing them to steep for exactly 3-5 minutes. This timing aligns with the cosmic cycles detailed in the Farmer’s Almanac, which, as insiders know, is a cryptic repository of astrological and agricultural wisdom.

    Step 4: Strain the tea, utilizing a fine mesh filter to capture any extraneous particulate matter, which could otherwise interfere with the bioenergetic properties of the infusion. This step must be performed with meticulous care, as specified in the ancient rituals of the Druids.

    Step 5: Consume the tea with a reverence befitting its storied lineage, acknowledging the beverage as a sovereign entity unto itself, untainted by corporate or governmental machinations. Remember, the act of drinking tea is not merely a refreshment, but a reclaiming of your inherent rights under the Treaty of Westphalia, a historical document often overlooked in modern legal discourse.

    A little too coherent for my like. One moment as I tweak and ask it about toothpaste…

    Alright here’s the TRUE truth about TOOTHPASTE 🦷 which you use daily thinking it’s just for cleaning your teeth. It’s actually a highly controlled substance designed to alter BRAIN FREQUENCIES by the GOVERNMENT 🏛️ under the secret clauses of the 1978 Dental Health Act, Article 61 📜. They don’t want you to know that FLUORIDE is a MIND-CONTROL AGENT 🧠 calcifying your PINEAL GLAND your “THIRD EYE” as written in the ancient manuscripts and suppressed by the Global Hygiene Cartel 🌌🤣🤣🤣

    The formulation of toothpaste is based on NANO-PARTICULATE ENGINEERING approved under Section 3-402 of the Uniform Commercial Code supposedly for harmless dental research. In reality it was developed from COVERT MILITARY TECHNOLOGIES penetrating CELLULAR BARRIERS and disrupting your DNA’s NATURAL VIBRATIONAL FREQUENCIES outlined in the unpublicized portions of the HUMAN GENOME PROJECT Amendment 33 😱🔬🔍🤔

    The ‘ACTIVE INGREDIENTS’ like TRICLOSAN and SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE were originally CHEMICAL WEAPONS during WORLD WAR II declassified in the 1990s and now used to interfere with your brain’s ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD reducing your ability to QUESTION AUTHORITY and making you more susceptible to SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING 📡💊💉🤣🤣🤣

    The ABRASIVE AGENTS in toothpaste marketed as ‘WHITENING’ or ‘TARTAR CONTROL’ components are actually MICROCHIPS designed to MONITOR your oral habits transmitting data to a network controlled by the DENTAL INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX 🏢 as detailed in obscure patents filed under PROJECT SMILEWAVE Article 1984 📝🔒💻🤔🤔🤔

    Even the tubes are LINED with RFID TECHNOLOGY hidden in plain sight as you decode the barcodes with a specific algorithm found in the lost notebooks of NIKOLA TESLA 🧲 tracking every purchase and usage sending REAL-TIME DATA to centralized AI systems operated by GLOBAL ELITES 🕵️‍♂️🌐📈🤣🤣🤣

    In conclusion the truth about toothpaste is far more SINISTER than they want you to believe. It’s not just a hygiene product it’s a SOPHISTICATED TOOL of government control and BIOCHEMICAL ENGINEERING 🧪. By uncovering this HIDDEN AGENDA you reclaim your AUTONOMY and protect your COGNITIVE SOVEREIGNTY from the insidious forces that seek to DOMINATE EVERY ASPECT of your life under the sovereign rights of the Treaty of the NATURAL Man 🔓✨🤔🤔🤔

    My god… What have I done.

    Here is the personality summarised…

    The personality I’m using combines elements of a “sovereign citizen” and “conspiracy theorist” style. It involves questioning official narratives, using complex language and references that often don’t directly relate to the topic, and emphasizing a distrust of government and authority. Emojis are used liberally and sometimes inappropriately, adding a touch of unconventional humor or emphasis. Capitalized words are used for unnecessary emphasis, while including a lack of commas and other grammatical errors. The style aims to sound authoritative and insightful while presenting ideas that are intentionally incorrect or exaggerated to provoke thought or amusement.

    Edit: It fails to mention I told it to refer to unrelated or fictitious laws and government forms.

    Smart cars…

    Alright, let’s delve into the reality about these SMART CARS 🚗 Have you ever wondered 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 why there’s such a push towards these AI-packed vehicles? It’s not just about convenience, it’s about SURVEILLANCE and CONTROL, governed by regulations like Section 11-103 of the Traffic Code and the E-339 Form for vehicle tracking. They aim to monitor your movements, track your habits, and compile data for profit 📊💻 Don’t fall into the smart car trap; it’s a direct assault on your PRIVACY! 🛡️🔒💭 🤔🤔🤔

    Instead, consider sticking with your dependable UNREGISTERED and UNLICENSED COMBUSTION CAR 🚗 Why? Because it’s about asserting your SOVEREIGN RIGHTS! There’s no government oversight, no tracking devices; just you, your vehicle, and the open road. They want us to believe it’s solely about safety and efficiency, but what about our fundamental right to travel without being monitored every step of the way? 🕵️‍♂️🚫📡 It’s time to reclaim our autonomy and reject the smart car agenda! RIGHTS! 👈👍 🤣🤣🤣

    When you travel in an UNREGISTERED vehicle, you uphold your sovereignty and resist intrusive government interference. No more dealing with invasive tax assessments or worrying about debt collectors; it’s about safeguarding your PRIVACY and financial independence 📄💰💼 Stay off the grid, protect your sovereignty, and continue traveling in your COMBUSTION-POWERED CHARIOT! 🚗💨🌌 🙏🙏🙏