Hey, you’re being a disrespectful little shit, @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world! My name is John von Natural, and I am the Natural Person, not the ARTIFICIAL PERSON that I never contracted with! My debt slavery is freed when my car company will recognize me as the Natural, and I am exercising my God-Given rights to this free car as the Natural, as I am not the ARTIFICIAL. I am totally using it for natural traveling purposes, not COMMERCE, podiatry, or debt-slavery!! All rights reserved, and without prejudice. I left pReJuDiCe with the beneficiary of the ARTIFICIAL pediatrician.
I am officially penning my signature in red ink at a 45 angle. You can tell my post is legit because of the fancy umlaut and eloquently accented A !
Kind regards without prejudice, observing all rights,
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Hey, you’re being a disrespectful little shit, @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world! My name is John von Natural, and I am the Natural Person, not the ARTIFICIAL PERSON that I never contracted with! My debt slavery is freed when my car company will recognize me as the Natural, and I am exercising my God-Given rights to this free car as the Natural, as I am not the ARTIFICIAL. I am totally using it for natural traveling purposes, not COMMERCE, podiatry, or debt-slavery!! All rights reserved, and without prejudice. I left pReJuDiCe with the beneficiary of the ARTIFICIAL pediatrician.
I am officially penning my signature in red ink at a 45 angle. You can tell my post is legit because of the fancy umlaut and eloquently accented A !
Kind regards without prejudice, observing all rights,
John von Natural
I like this comment so much I want to put a lien on it!
Well I mean John von Natural did say all rights reserved without prejudice…
But then again all those incantations they say don’t mean anything, so go for it!
I’ll invoke Beyoncé incantations: “If you like it then you should’ve put a lien on it.”