Why they gotta badmouth my homie columnar basalt like that?
Just imagine if they saw the hexagonal columnar basalt prior to rounding from erosion.🤯
Clearly they haven’t figured out that honey bees were trained on how to make hexagons by humans, who in turn learned from aliens. Or something.
BEES ARE ALIENS. WAKE UP.
Well, he’s right, that ain’t human work.
Y’all let us know when the aliens show up to take credit. Otherwise, we might as well just keep stealing their glory. The geologist will know that we’re joking at least.
Those aren’t laser drill scorch marks, the patterns are far too uniform, that’s natural geological weathering over an extended period of time/epoch.
Also: We out there, we just haven’t found a single scenario where interacting with the Earth went well for anyone involved, lol.
I got flicked on the forehead plates and shamed/humiliated publicly for even trying last time; my compatriots said: “If you consider yourself to be even the slightest bit wise/functional and understanding, leave them the fuck alone, Naz” (transliterated into English).
I’ve been arguing for integration and “first contact” for what feels like ages now and basically lost every argument every time. Feels bad man.
Connecting to the Terran Intranet through satellite bouncing isn’t against the rules formally, so we do still lurk your content, memes, watch videos and whatnot. We just don’t post that often because y’know. Sinoara from a fellow Terran enthusiast o7
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP
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