• Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    IRS agent: Hey boss, I got one of those sovcit wackos on the line.

    Boss: play along with their game, and give them this address so we don’t get their bullshit paperwork.

    iRS agent : ok, but what will happen to them?

    Boss : they should know that unless you’re insanely rich, you get fucked HARD if you don’t pay your taxes.

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      More like have them mail us documents stating their refusal to pay taxes to be used as evidence at trial.

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        I prefer to believe the IRS has a physical memes folder for this kind of shit which is now several storage rooms-worth of filing cabinets large. I hope one day they’ll start releasing a decade of insanity at a time, and that Netflix will pick it up to make a Tim Robinson sketch show out of.

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          Or a counter of some sort… like they have with collections. Or maybe a sign that is X days without a sovcit declaring to be tax exempt.

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    it would be funny if the IRS scanned them in in B&W and returned the originals, along with a link for the sovcit to view, with all of his silly red ink now dark grey, and thanking him, writing his actual, legal name in ALL CAPS, just to trigger him. lol