Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has denied allegations made in a new Vanity Fair report that he had previously eaten a dog while sidestepping accusations of sexual assault levied by a former nanny in the magazine, saying, “I’m not a church boy.”
“I didn’t eat that dog and assault that nanny, but if I did the brain worms made me do it - I’m not a church boy!”
This was the full quote for those of you who didn’t read the article.
Did you sexually assualt that poor woman?
“I’m no church boy”
That’s a REALLY bad answer.
He was just an excitable boy!
Cue Warren Zevon
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