Flying Squid@lemmy.world to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 2 years agoA compelling theory.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down19
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minus-squarePhlubbaDubba@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 years agoThis would imply that the captain and navigation crew intended to crash, which none of the evidence indicates.
minus-squareAnnaWright@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up39·2 years agoThe captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.
minus-squarePhlubbaDubba@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoWait did the captain go down with the ship? I thought the crew was mostly able to escape.
minus-squareAnnaWright@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-22 years agoYup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.
This would imply that the captain and navigation crew intended to crash, which none of the evidence indicates.
The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.
Wait did the captain go down with the ship? I thought the crew was mostly able to escape.
Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.