We really live in the worst timeline.

I’m sure that in all the other parallel universes where Trump exists, he’s a used car salesman.

Survivor bias

Microsoft, stop. My computer can only be so switched to Linux.

No one questions that this is a computer drawn map?

Looks like a boar to me.

Let me fill in for them then: “We CoUlDn’T PoSsIbLy pReDiCt ThAt tHiS wAs GoInG tO hApPeN!”

That’s the usual typical Corporate bad faith answer to whenever a serious consequence that everyone could see coming but they kept ignoring finally happens.

And you’d see the line where the fake spray tan ends too. Looking like an upside down orange thermometer.

For a moment I thought he would have expressed concern about the effects of such a battery on the fragile ecosystem and the endangered species in it. But no, all he did is combine his ignorance about electricity and sharks to formulate this moronic thought.

He mentioned his “relationship with MIT” as well just before spewing out that gem. Was that really him trying to sound smart?