“Conservative firebrand”. I prefer “stupidity enthusiast”.

To be fair, there was one time when somebody else shit my pants.

I want my food dyed and my clothing salted. Toothpaste is a waste. I use Duncan Hines frosting instead.

I think the Secret Service detail assigned to Trump might have a problem with that. I think Biden killing Trump or canceling the election would be a gift to the Republicans that they don’t need. One can dream though.

He may also want to smuggle things up there. Prison wallet is what they call it.

They also call them pocket rockets.

You complete me, you piece of shit.