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rrastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

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It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

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rrastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • lemmyng@lemmy.ca
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    “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.”

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      You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

  • Hux@lemmy.ml
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    A few come to mind…

    “Ohana means family, you piece of shit.” — “Lilo & Stitch”, 2002.

    “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all, you piece of shit.” — “Bambi”, 1942

    "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you piece of shit!” — “Mary Poppins”, 1964

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    "I never thought I’d die side by side with an elf

    How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?

    Ay, I could do that"

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      “Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. You piece of shit.”

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      Wouldn’t that be

      At, I could do that, you piece of shit

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Could be either, but I felt it seemed more fitting to Legolas’s reply

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    "I love you.

    I know. You piece of shit."

    classic star wars really.

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      “no, I am your father. you piece of shit.”

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    "Khaaaaaaaan, you piece of shit!!"

  • 𝚟➑𝚋𝚖𝚡³@lemmy.ml
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    “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. You piece of shit”

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      “But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.”

      “You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done, you piece of shit.”

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      Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you piece of shit. You’re my only hope.

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    “Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yousa pissa shit.”

    “dormammu, I’ve come to bargain. you piece of shit”

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    What’s taters, you piece of shit?

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    Yippee Ki‐Yay, motherfucker. You piece of shit.

    OR, if aired on TNT,

    Yippee Ki‐Yay, mother father. You piece of shirt.

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    “You piece of shit, you piece of shit.”

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    “Pumbaa, you are a pig, you piece of shit.”

  • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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    You had me at “hello”, you piece of shit.

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    But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You piece of shit.

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    Do soundtracks count?

    “And I-IIII, will always love youuu-uuu, you piece of shit!”

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      This is brilliant, I love it

  • The Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.ca
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    “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

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