Interesting placement height.

Someone heard “early hominids” and thought “early hobbitses.”

P2P, and shamelessly rehosting popular content.

Won’t make those content creators happy… but it’s the best way to get users to show up, which will attract original content creators.

SMACK

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And all his ideas went over exactly as planned.

Guys - maybe widespread access to effortless line-of-sight killing tools also causes problems.

Headline should read, Heritage Foundation threatens bloodshed.

This is like reporting that a mob boss said it’d be terrible if something happened to your family.

If your worst-case scenario for lax online identity is that kids might watch porn… I don’t give a shit if kids watch porn.

Woooo sodium-ion batteries.

“Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king. You piece of shit.”

Do soundtracks count?

“And I-IIII, will always love youuu-uuu, you piece of shit!”

It’s fine, he’s built like a mid-00s CGI zombie.

And she’s the kind of woman Spike Spiegel loves: she’ll fucking kill you.