🎵You ain’t nothin’ but a round dog… Lying down all the time.🎶

How odd would it be if this place was an atomic clock repair shop.

I remember back in 5th grade my teacher brought in for show-and-tell a guy who said his sole job was designing the plastic bags that go in cereal boxes. And to clarify just how boring this guy’s job actually is, the teacher asked “do you design the box art as well?” to a emphatic reply “no, but…”. Kids only asked about cereal flavors and toys they wanted to see in boxes. He gave everyone 2 little sample cereal boxes; and that was it.

Gargamel: Origins (2025)… in theaters soon. Rated R.

That’s cool. This sub\community is very lighthearted. It is also very international. Cool tip: if you happen to catch yourself on a word or phrase that wasn’t inert\commonplace\or a opps-i-didn’t-know-it-was-even-a-thing… I myself just take the hit, put that in my to-do box, and move on. I have plenty other funny bones to contribute.

In a nutshell that’s the internet-- no one asks you to hide or change yourself, but flamewar can happen like a diesel truck thru a nitroglycerin factory.

If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby…

The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!

The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)…
Air Marshal: What’s the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I’m the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I’m about to open up some freakin’ windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.

Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That’s nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It’s plain.
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