Somebody did their own research.

No wonder Trump picked him.

I liked when JD Vance called Trump America’s Hitler.

It’s strange the jury voted guilty when they all got a gold bar.

Wait, this isn’t satire?

I’d give you five bucks to run as the Democratic nominee.

It makes it legally binding.

Jabronis that’s a cool word!

I either take my F-550 through the McDonald’s drive-thru or I order Keurig K-cups on Amazon for my fifteen coffees I drink a day.

This sounds like a constitutional question for the Supreme Court, right?

Why?

Maybe he’s going to be pro-gun control now.

Oh hey, I haven’t seen you around for a couple days and I was getting a bit worried.

Glad to see you’re safe though, friend.

You seem surprised.

Oh so they recognize a lawyer’s authority.

So I should steal a sizeable amount of money from a Trump super-pac?

That’s one of my favorite fan theories, besides the Luke/Leia fan fiction.

But you play as Jar Jar Binks.

We’d probably be getting the re-re-re-re-release of the original trilogy under George.

It went something like this.