Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

Money/taxes obviously

Not just screens. Books are just as bad. Human eyes aren’t really optimized for staring at a single fixed distance for hours at a time, every single day.

“pourable” is used to describe wine about as often as “theoretically non-toxic”

Because it isn’t a Boeing contract

Lol. People want Boeing to fail, because they’re corrupt, lying, poorly engineered pieces of shit riding on bribed politicians. They’ve already deliberately caused the deaths of hundreds of people due to willful and deliberate negligence to save a buck.

Nobody’s wanting the astronauts to die. And they won’t, they’re safe on the space station, and there are multiple options to get them home safe even if they have to abandon the POS Starliner to do it.

So they can use time machines that somehow only work for living matter

Didn’t they advertise this as one of the benefits of buying a pixel phone?

Less than a year and it’s gone… Not that it was much of a feature in the first place