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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

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Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    Isn’t this just that “boofing” that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What’s the problem?

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      I’m pretty sure this was consensual.

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      My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

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        Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

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    Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

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      I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

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        Dinner with a show, what’s not to love!?

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    Can’t even keister a margarita in public anymore, what’s the world come to?

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      because of WOKE

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      “I PAID FOR THE SHIT, LEAVE ME ALONE!”

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    Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

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      Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

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        Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

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    Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

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    The funnel gets 86’d

    What does this mean?

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      86 is shorthand for “removed from the menu” or similar.

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        I’ve always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

        I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

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          I’ve also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of “getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is”, most commonly “86 that thought/idea” in place of “forget that” or similar

          Turns out it originally is from food menus

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            I always heard it as “8 miles out, 6 feet under” I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

            Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

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            It’s always been from restaurants as far as I remember. I’ve only ever heard it in restaurant contexts; i.e. “we’re 86 French fries” or something like that.

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    Keep it in the bedroom kids!

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    Is this his first Rodeo?

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      Did no one proof read this statement?

      I am assuming it’s fake.

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    Of course it’s in fucking waycross

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    Frozen or on-the-rocks?

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      how would she boof rocks

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      Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

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    Do… Do you think she got a brain freeze?

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    It should be up, yeah?

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      Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?

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      That’s one way to paint an Atlas

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