• RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      “Gastroenterologists who X-rayed Lotito’s stomach said he was capable of consuming 2 pounds per day, according to his Guinness World Records entry.”

      I often read things and think about them and realize that it’s so absurd I can’t believe anyone tried to pass it off as true, and this is one of them.

      Gastroenterologist: “Oh yeah, that stomach can consume metal, I know because…” Because what? You’ve been trained to identify stomachs that can digest metal using X-rays? What day of gastroenterologist school was that?

      Go Google abdominal X-ray. You can’t even tell where the stomach is, it’s just a cloudy area.

      "Oh yeah, that cloudy area there can definitely digest metal, I can tell just by looking at it. I’d say it can digest, say, a pound and a half easily. Probably two pounds. Probably not two and a half though, I can tell just by looking at it that two pounds would be too much. "

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    5 months ago

    Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
    Guy: Oh? That’s nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
    Dr: It’s plain.
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