HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

One does not simply walk into mordor, you piece of shit.

KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.

You’re a wizard, Harry.

You piece of shit.

I did not hit her! Oh hi, Mark, you piece of shit

As you wish, you piece of shit.

What has it gots in its nasty little pocketses, the piece of shit

Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.

We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We’re going to live on!

We’re going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!

Nobody puts baby in a corner you piece of shit.

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!

Shut up, you had me at hello you piece of shit.

… we’re gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that’s made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. You piece of shit.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You piece of shit