My mom is in the hospital and I have the keys to her boyfriends car but my phone is going to die, can you bring it to my mom or print out a map quest map and fax that to the hospital and I can pick it up tomorrow? Please hold it for me.

“I’ve got some bike parts and NO I won’t tell you what brand they are. Why should it matter?”

I’d give him a dollar

-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.

My son has asthma and it’s his birthday, can you do it for $10? Also can you bring it to Springfield Heights?

“Or dirtbike parts” … been there my dude.