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uservoid1@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’

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George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’

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uservoid1@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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‘I’m not doing anything sexual whatsoever,’ Santos said about joining site mostly known for hosting adult content
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  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Don’t worry, he’ll just use another one of his names for another account with adult content…

    https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/a-complete-ish-ranking-of-the-many-many-lies-and-fabrications-of-george-santos/

    Check #9…

    "9. What the f*** is his name?

    As far as we can tell, the names Santos has used over the years include the one he used on the 2022 ballot, George Santos, as well as Anthony Santos, Anthony Devolder, George Devolder, George Anthony Devolder, George A.D. Santos, George Anthony Santos-Devolder, and Anthony Zabrovsky."

    Edit: Of course he could just pull a new name out of his ass… 😂

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      Art Vandelay…

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      He’s starting an only fans…thats not the only thing he’ll be pulling out of his ass!

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    11 months ago

    👀 To what?!

    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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      Full access to scenes of his behind.

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        deleted by creator

  • The_Worst@feddit.nl
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    I think I can speak for everyone: no, thank you.

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      Low rent Jonah Goldberg kink havers in shambles at this comment 😂

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    Kids, always have a trade you can fall back on.

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    Get out of here with these advertisements

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    Finally!

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    Shit.

    Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…

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      Well, if you fail at running a casino, you try again. If you fail twice, you try again. If you fail again, you become the 45th president and go INTO politics…

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        And when you fail at politics….

        (Used to make jokes about OF….)

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    Who is interested ?

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