Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.
Maybe the question should’ve been “if your fridge were permanently stocked with all your vices” (& your living room was chock full of blackjack, sex workers, and cocaine)
Long wait times for the toilets
I thirteened this. I don’t take those substances and I have yet to find a place where the food tastes about half as gourmet as my own cooked meals.
Try your local genie
Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.
I mean…housing?
Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.
They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.
Oh god my neighborhood would become a magnet for annoying people. I’d move.
I move into the store permanently and then die of a heart attack after about a month. I imagine I would have no regrets.
i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?
I’m getting Lotus Hotel and Casino vibes.
Make you never want to leave and become a zombie.
Hey that is what it might look like!
So if I only ever made it this far…
…and thought it too much appealed to kids, think that would change if I kept reading?
Percy Jackson books (movies less so but still decent) are absolutely great. Regardless of age they are still good!
Sublet my apartment
I spend less money on beer and don’t have to drive to get it. Otherwise, not much has changed.
You know those three packs of tall boys convenience stores sell? I see guys get out of their pickups to buy them after work on weekdays and I’m under the impression they’re doing it for portion control. 30 racks are massively more economical but I think they’d only last two days for some people, so they overpay every day in exchange for not showing up hungover.
So, sounds like no matter how full your fridge is, you drink the same amount.
lots of people dont have the cold storage space for 30 cans… and lots of other people simply cannot sleep with undrank beer around.
Free gambling means free winnings means…
lol
New modern remake of I dream of Genie, right here! Genie is a badass temptress this time, and it’s produced by HBO so they can have nudity.
…I have GOT to stop comkng up with dark but creative pilots for shows I want to watch but aren’t even being considered.
i’d like to see a new Dream of Genie where she’s constantly trying to seduce some lower-class guy who’s actually trying to improve his world and she’s always inserted a gotcha which sabotages the good idea. he slowly hates her and she loves him more for it.
I’d get a normal amount of food and carry on the way I have been. Cutting out the grocery bill would be a life changer.
I might check out some of the food, but the odds are pretty high that I won’t like it. So I’m probably safe.
