Or on the entire desktop. Ad wallpapers when?

Debt? This is capitalism, baby. Where every year’s profits have to be bigger than last year’s or else it counts as you failing, no matter how enormous the profits were last year.

I recommend you to try turning it off and on again.

Where have you been for the past decade? The trend is the exact opposite. Dumb everything down until there’s nothing left to understand, in the name of “usability”.

Oh shit. Yes. I need you to press Ctrl+Alt+Del while pulling the power cord or else the virus will steal your RAM and upload your printer to a criminal server in the cloud!

But don’t you understand how confusing and scary those cryptic three letter strings are to normal people?? 😱

Imagine if it works and gives him superpowers to go with his asshole personality.

No no, these are for burning.

No no, what’s best for them IS best for you! Trickle down! You should want them to get richer! Because oooh will it trickle on you. Trickle trickle!

Hopefully 12 is better

Hahaha. Oh man, I needed that laugh. Thanks. 🥲 This is a one way journey until all computers look and behave like smartphones. Hopefully I’ll have dementia by then so I won’t remember how amazing computers used to be.

I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it’s supposed to mean.

It’s true! I put a potato in my face hole and it comes out between my butt cheeks. A bit worse for wear but it doesn’t matter.

GTA 4 had the best driving physics of all GTA games. And GTA 5 is pretty much on par with GTA 2. Just because children too young to play the game complained en masse about driving being “too difficult” in GTA 4. God dammit it’s a skill part of the game, you have to drive to get better at it. And when you do it’s super rewarding with all the different car physics, a reward that is nowhere to be found in GTA 5. Sadly I’m not expecting GTA 6 to be any better.

Not necessarily? The dude is gay, LGBT+ and queer covers a lot more than gay. Maybe he just hates the other ones.

You get ads?

But don’t tell me you’d actually pay for it.